Our beloved country, Nigeria is gradually becoming the giant of Africa where Animals now swallow money.
How can our leaders be bold enough to list out animals that stole their money? Its outrageous.
First our president said Rats chased him from his office, Nigerians laughed over it, then jamb office released a statement saying that a snake (a carnivorous animal) swallowed 36million naira.
Rats forced president 2 flee his office
Snake swallow 37m jamb Money
— Awaixx (@alawaiss) February 21, 2018
2018, Monkeys swallow 70 million of Northern Senators Forum money in Nigeria.
Also in NIGERIA N36 million cash went missing in an office of a government-owned academic organisation, an official claims it was swallowed by a "MYSTERIOUS SNAKE".
— All About Africa (@AfricaFactsHub) February 21, 2018
To worsen the situation, the Senator representing Kaduna Central Senatorial District, Shehu Sani, on 13th February stormed the headquarters of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board in Bwari, Federal Capital Territory, with snake charmers.
The senator also seized the opportunity to present JAMB with snake repellent chemicals, saying that the visit was to enable stakeholders to get to the bottom of the issues surrounding the reported case of missing N36m from the JAMB office in Makurdi, Benue State.
“I believe that the contribution I can make is to bring snake charmers from my constituency to the JAMB office and to help them fish out the snake and weed out snakes from their premises,” Senator Sani said.
He further stressed that;
“Even if it is a spiritual matter, we believe that these people I brought are some of the best snake charmers in the country and they will help in arresting both physical and spiritual snakes if there has been any in the JAMB office.”
Nigerians are yet to express their outrage over the missing money, only to receive another joke that monkeys carted away 70million naira.
The snake thought he was the only one that could swallow money…….hahaha…….Mr snake you swallowed N36M…….I and my boys just consumed…..N70M pic.twitter.com/MacEPe6p2g
— MR MONKEY (@senate_monkey) February 21, 2018
My question is this, do they think we are stupid? Are they just selecting animals at random? Because I know that no snake can swallow such amount of money and still slither away, and to think of it, snakes are carnivores, they eat animals but in Nigeria, they made away with millions of Naira, its a sad tale to tell.
With the way animals swallow money in Nigeria, a man needs to think twice.
* snake swallows N36M
* monkeys took away N70M
Someone is advising me to buy some MoneyMarket funds from First Bank.
But I’m scared of that elephant 🐘 in their logo. The day it will swallow money ehn 😢
— YourFavOnlineDoctor (@DrOlufunmilayo) February 22, 2018
Who keeps millions of cash in their home or offices? In this country? Its unbelievable. They should kindly tell Nigerians they want to gather election funds and we’ll understand it better.
Before it was Snake 🐍
Later on it was Monkey 🙊
Now it's Dragon 🐲 that flew away with $486million
Which animal do you think is next in line to swallow the Nigerian money??
— ✨big eyes✨ (@opeolu_) February 24, 2018
Nigerians are tired of these unnecessary and uncreative lies, I know that I’ve gotten my PVC and I’m ready to go and vote so that the natural order of things will be restored.
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— Pierre-Henrikh Aubameyang (@ObakhenaDaniels) February 22, 2018