Rivers Angels don kick open their new campaign like say dem dey launch new jam for the club house.

Fifteen fresh ballers enter squad, plus new jersey wey dey shine like candidate wey wan impress WAEC examiner. All this one na ahead of NWFL Premiership kickoff wey dey drop on November 26, na weytin hitvibz dey yan be dat.

Head coach Tosan Bob Blankson stand for centre like referee wey no dey smile, dey yarn with bold voice wey fit ginger even players wey dey bench.

Rivers Angels coach hit em chest, say em new squad dey “very prepared”

The man no even shake. E talk am like prophet: these babes dey ready, no fear, no long story, no excuse. Preparation sef start early, like person wey go exam hall 6am for exam wey start 9.

Dem carry scouting mission go raid players from rival clubs, like MTN dey snatch customers from Glo.

As Blankson yarn am, they scan league finish, see talent, grab talent sharp sharp, bring them land Port Harcourt like VIP invitees.

“Immediately the season end… na em we begin our recruitment oh!… we see solid players… we bring them… the team dey very, very prepared. When I say very, very prepared, I know weytin I dey talk about. No room for excuses.”

Guy talk am twice, which for Naija football mean aay make una no try us this season o.

Blankson pick em Super 6 contenders

This new abridged format go carry 20 clubs, split into two groups. Group A be like JAMB question — full stress: Bayelsa Queens, Edo Queens, Adamawa Queens, Pacesetters, Heartland, Ekiti Queens, Naija Ratels, Ibom Angels, Castmog Ladies join the party.

But oga coach show say em no dey fear anybody papa. The man just dey talk like person wey don see exam questions before exam day.

“We no dey any tough group… Rivers Angels, Bayelsa Queens, Edo Queens, three of us go qualify.”

Teach us confidence, coach! Man no even give others small hope. He just pick the three like person wey dey choose Copa America semifinalists early.

“No need to buy big names, we go manufacture stars” — Blankson

This part sweet pass suya with extra pepper. Tosan Blankson no dey chase big names like market tout. Instead, the guy dey groom small girls into future GOATs.

“The players we brought, they are very, very good, but you don’t know them. Somebody will bring them out for you to know them. That’s what I want to do.”

Translation: Una go shock! We go produce talent like Aba factory dey produce slippers.

Then him drop small jabs for clubs wey dey buy star players without coaching sense:

“You can have good players, but if you don’t know how to coach them, that would be a problem.”

In other words: No just carry Messi come, if your coach na carpenter, your season go bend!

Mary Moses exit no shake us — Blankson

Dem ask the man about losing Mary Moses to Edo Queens. He laugh like person wey get new car and people still dey ask about the old one.

“I have the Under-20 highest goal scorer in my team, why am I talking about Mary again?”

That one loud! Na striker replacement wey no need explanation. The message: replacement no be our headache, na your headache when she score you.

FA Cup no satisfy us, we dey target double

Coach talk say training don carry their mentality go spiritual level. FA Cup don dey bag already, but hunger still dey like youth corps member wey pocket dry by day ten.

“We won the FA Cup, but this time we want to go for the double.”

See ambition! Rivers Angels wan collect medals like musician wey wan sweep Headies.

New era, new faces, heavy belief — November 26 go settle matter

Rivers Angels dey enter new season with boldness wey fit intimidate microphone. Fresh faces, strong identity, strong mouth, and faith wey thick like BRT queue on Monday morning.

Recruitment noise no move them. They dey build stars from scratch. They dey cook. They dey load. They dey ready to shock league.

But all this talk and swagger get one referee: November 26. That day go show whether this confidence na bulletproof… or na pure packaging.

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Last Updated on November 21, 2025 12:03 pm by Hitvibz Media