My people, e be like say this weekend wey pass na “goal and assist” buffet for Naija ballers abroad. Even Monday night join the party.
From Turkey to Uzbekistan, MLS to Finland —Emeka Eze, Rasheed Akanbi and other naija ballers no let the net rest. If you blink, you go miss am, na weytin hitvibz dey yan be dat.
Emeka Eze Show & Akanbi’s Debut Wahala
For Turkey 1. Lig, our guy Emeka Eze just dey do magic pass Okocha vibes for Çorum FK. 85 minutes, one sweet assist wey burst the match open.
Final score? 2–0 clean win over Amed Sportif. The guy dey play like say him get contract wey say “assist or no chop.”
Still for Turkey, Rasheed Ibrahim Akanbi enter him first league match for Boluspor like prime Drogba — boom, goal inside 20 minutes!
The fans still dey shout “Akanbi Baba!” before dem opponents come turn am to sad story with 3–2 loss. Na football we dey talk, no be Nollywood.
Goal Rain Continue – Naija No Dey Carry Last
For MLS Next Pro, Emmanuel Uchegbu fire one bullet for 36th minute. The guy try carry Crown Legacy for back like prime Messi, but FC Cincinnati 2 no gree — dem beat am 4–3.
For Uzbekistan Super League, Richard Friday no waste time. 18th minute, ball enter net for Dinamo Samarqand. But Pakhtakor come equalize, so e end 1–1.
The kain goal wey sweet like Friday salary, but no come get weekend bonus.
Serbia SuperLiga? Na Ejike Opara wey turn to Ronaldo-lite. One goal, one assist, 3–2 away win for Novi Pazar over Radnicki. Man just dey do “you score, I score” for fun.
Israel League Cup? Peter Godly Michael carry “Godly” enter field — 4th minute goal. But Kiryat Shmona no send am, dem still knack Ironi Tiberias 2–1. Na early goal wey no get happy ending.
Turkey Super Lig to Finland – Everywhere Burst
For Turkish Super Lig, Anthony Junior Dennis just package him own last-minute parcel. 90th minute, stoppage time, na him seal Göztepe 3–0 away win over Rizespor.
Na the kain goal wey make coach cancel training next day.
Slovenia Prva Liga see Peter Agba run 90 minutes non-stop, deliver one assist as NK Olimpija knack NK Domžale 3–1 away. Agba be like midfielder wey dey powered by fufu.
Finland Ykkönen? David Nworah open scoring for 26th minute for Atlantis FC. Match end 3–2 over OLS Oulu. The man dey find goal like say e be GPS.
Czech Liga 1 last but no least — Abdullahi Tanko no score, but e dish one sweet assist for 1–1 away draw for FC Pardubice vs Hradec Králové.
Proper team player — the kain guy wey sabi say no be every day you be the hero.
From First-Timers to Last-Minute Killers
Whether na debut goal or dying-minute finisher, Naija ballers abroad just dey show say dem no dey travel go chop burger — dem dey go there to scatter pitch.
If e be football, we no dey carry last.
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Last Updated on August 12, 2025 7:44 am by Hitvibz Media
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