My people, if you see wetin Victor Osimhen do for Amsterdam ehn, you go know say the boy no come Europe to count stadium lights!

The Galatasaray hitman scatter Ajax like suya on hot grill — first-ever Champions League hat-trick, back-to-back goals wey sweet pass jollof, na weytin hitvibz dey yan be dat.

Victor Osimhen shoot three bullets.for one night

59th minute — Osimhen start the gbege. 66th minute — another one enter from the spot. 78th — the hat-trick seal am proper! Ajax defenders just dey look each other like “na who go stop am?”

Galatasaray collect full three points, and Osimhen collect bragging rights for Naija football history.

The matter no end there o. With that hat-trick, Osimhen don pass Obafemi Martins as Nigeria’s all-time top scorer for European club football — 25 goals don land!

Martins bin hold that record since him Inter Milan and Newcastle days, but Osimhen just waka go front like danfo wey no dey wait for change.

Baba don play 20 Champions League games now — just one more and he go equal Ikpeba and Babayaro record. And guess what? He get 15 UCL goals already, clear Martins wey get 10.

The boy dey fly pass Aghahowa, Emenike, Ikpeba, and Yakubu put together. Naija don find their own Benzema.

Remember that day he knack Liverpool for Istanbul? Na same Osimhen. The guy also burst Bodø/Glimt twice earlier this season — set two new Galatasaray records in one night!

One, he score their earliest UCL goal ever; two, he become the first player to score in seven straight European games. Even Burak Yılmaz sef go hail am from retirement.

With that Ajax hat-trick, Osimhen don cement him name for Galatasaray folklore. 46 goals in 50 matches — that’s PlayStation numbers!

He don level with Milan Baros and Shabani Nonda as the club’s joint-top scorer for Europe.

Naija history repeat itself

Na only Yakubu Aiyegbeni don score UCL hat-trick before am (that one na for Maccabi Haifa vs Olympiacos in 2002).

Now Osimhen don join am for that exclusive table of Nigerian ballers wey tear net three times for one UCL night.

Six goals already this season, top scorer for the whole Champions League. Coach commot am for 80th minute to preserve the engine — mission accomplished.

The boy no just dey score, he dey announce himself like generator wey no get muffler.

Osimhen no dey joke this season, my guy. Europe don hear am. Next stop? Maybe Ballon d’Or go soon knock gate.

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Last Updated on November 6, 2025 6:01 am by Hitvibz Media